No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I never thought that at some point in my life I would end up in the back of a cop car dressed as Pumba #HakunaMatata
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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