Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
