dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
do herpes really smell.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
This baby is an asshole
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Can you repeat that, but with context?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Randomize
