You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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