I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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