apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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