the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
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