Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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