have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
Randomize
