the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
