I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
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