physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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