why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
We fish bowled my car and anna told us a story about time travel and part of it had people melted into the side of a boat and i imagined them being melted into my car moaning in pain and then we got scared and thought zombies were outside and couldn't leave for a while.
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Randomize
