ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
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