Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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