no. you can't hotbox the world.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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