Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Randomize
