You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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