Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
