He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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