People with herpes should wear stickers.
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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