Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
love makes seman taste better
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
