Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
he just fucked me for my cheese..
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
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