hotel room ftw
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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