everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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