i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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