My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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