In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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