never play flip cup with pint glasses
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
is wine microwaveable?
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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