You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
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