Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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