Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
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