stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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