It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
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