You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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