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He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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