# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I will tell my future kids about the time I went to the bar with a stomach virus. Like a champ.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
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