So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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