YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
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