WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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