let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
The Olympian is in my bed
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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