Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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