Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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