How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
You ate ashes out of my bong
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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