Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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