i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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