I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
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