i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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