And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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