i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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