Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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